About Your Mom

  • Real Names: Coach, Ruin Christmas, Ruin, The Ruiner
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Brownsville, TX
  • Occupation: Private Security Contractor
  • Introduction: I am going to break the world record.
  • Actual Age: ancient like the dragon in Grendel
  • Acts: 13 i’m very disappointed in the lack of maturity you have displayed
  • Interests: Writing, Lifting, Fighting, Lying, Lawnmowing, Upsetting 5/3/1 fanboys, Correctly forecasting the demise of Yahoo, Trolling. Your mom.
  • Favorite Movies: El Infierno, True Romance, Back to the Future, No Country For Old Men, The Matrix, The Rite, Terminator I & II
  • Favorite Music: The Game, Tucanes de Tijuana, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colors_of_noise#Red_noise
  • Favorite Books/Authors: American Psycho, Blood Meridian, The Great Gatsby, On the Road, Confederacy of Dunces, Charles Bukowski, Dinosaur Training, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Jesus’ Son, The Pugilist at Rest, John Gardner, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Ayn Rand, CS Lewis, Nicholas Taleb, Jared Diamond, Malcolm Gladwell, Beowulf, Alan Lakein, The Rise and Fall of the 3rd Reich, The Rise and Fall of the Great Powers, The Rise and Fall of Your Mom
  • Favorite Board Game to play on a computer: Axis and Allies Revised
  • Wife: Karena
  • Kids: Rex (9), Quincy (3), Coach Jr (1)
  • Will you be my friend? Yes.

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