Above: elf tears leaf
Top: first of all i don’t call her my baby. She wants me to call her that because she’s apparently going through a mild jealousy stage. But i liked when she was a cat better. Second of all, Karena has given Quincy her baths/showers for the past three years. This is at Quincy’s insistence because my philosophy on baths for the wee, to paraphrase Hobbes, is that they should be “short, brutal and get the child clean in the manner most efficient to the parent” Karena’s philosophy is probably something like “IT SHOULD BE FUN FOR THE CHILD AND THEY BEGIN TO LEARN ABOUT HOW TO WASH THEMSELVES”
I gave Karena the board game Puerto Rico which she is really excited about. Another winning pick by hsilman who i don’t think i would allow Karena to meet in real life.
Karena: I’M GOING TO GEN CON THIS YEAR
Me: what? with who
Karena: SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT I NEED BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO
She made me cookies but they were special cookies with a precise number of calories and had protein and fiber which shows that she loves me and understands my special relationship with myfitnesspal.