On recent road trip. Karena driving first leg. She got a thing that affixed her cell phone to the dashboard so she could use it as a GPS…
Me (reading): OK Google, play jazz?
Karena: NO DON’T.
YouTube pops up, replacing the map. Jazz music begins playing.
Karena: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID. HOW DO I GET IT TO COME BACK TO…
Me: Is that one of those voice-activated things like Alexa? So if somebody says “okay Google, show me butts,” it…
Phone: Loading butts!
Rex leans forward eagerly. Karena yanks the phone out of the holder. Car swerves across the road.
Me: Wow you really have to be careful with that thing.
I had a dream that i came up with a tongue twister. It was “co-signer, ghost writer”. It actually is a tongue twister so that’s something, even if it’s not really challenging. If i say it a few times fast, i start to say “ghost rider” but YMMV. It’s about on par with the time i invented two foods in one dream.
10/25/06: “A cherry egg was like an egg over-easy with that cherry topping they put on french toast on it. A sausage burger is a hamburger with a beef patty AND a sausage patty.”
Declaring copyright on sausage burgers, cherry eggs, and my beginner tongue twister.
Quincy (singing): Baby butts! Baby butts!*
Karena: THAT’S IT YOU LOST COMPUTER PRIVILEGE
Quincy: I said Baby Bus!
I was there & that’s a filthy lie.
*Note before my mom or anyone else chastises me – she wasn’t in the car for the “show me butts incident” & therefore did not “learn this kind of talk from me” **
**She probably learned this kind of talk from me
wt: 167.2 yesterday cheated a little. Karena made a soup with the following ingredients: 2 lbs of cheese, 3 potatoes, a stick of butter, a pound of bacon, and a pack of diced ham, and a handful of green onions. Then she made bread bowls for it. (so yes ape soup = toast is the bowl). It did look very inviting; perhaps I could find a place for it in my diet…
Me: how many calories are in the soup?
Karena: IT SAID 300
Me: For how much? A teaspoonful?
Karena: I DON’T KNOW
I calculated that one hollowed-out bread bowl filled to overflowing with cheese/butter soup = 594 calories because that was the exact number I had remaining for the day. But then I figured why not; it was taking up room in the fridge and also drank a mason jar full of her grandmother’s homemade wine.
CPP: 170,175,180,185,190 x 1
Sqt: 435,445,455 x 1
SLDL: 275 x 3; 280,285 x 2
Pullups: 55 x 4,1