Me: So for an anniversary present for us your mom wants to take a nice family photo of us.
Karena: YOU TOLD HER NO, I HOPE
Me: She wants me to wear the suit I wore to my brother’s wedding. And she bought a tiny little suit for Coach Jr. (Rex and Quincy already have dress up clothes courtesy of MIL)
Karena: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU.WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR
Me (keeping straight face): She’ll loan you something of hers. I told her if I wore my suit you should wear a dress but I’m sure she has a lovely pantsuit picked out already.
Karena: ANNIVERSARY PRESENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING WE (read: I) ACTUALLY WANT
Above: note grip of steel… And finger placement on other hand