Nuuuuuuude!

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A few years ago, Rex was way too comfortable being naked around the house.  Bc idk, he used to be a baby not long before, and an only child, and we lived in an apartment where there were never people around, I guess.

But then stuff like this…

MIL: THIS IS MY DAUGHTER KARENA AND MY SON-IN-LAW COACH

Old woman from church: Nice to meet you, what a lovely house etc

Rex (naked): I can’t find my Angry Birds socks.

Everybody: …

Karena: GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT CLOTHES ON

Rex: But I don’t have socks.

Me: Get out of here, guy!!

Rex: Ooh, can I have a piece of cheese?

Me:  I’ll spank that ass! (gives chase)

Rex: AAAAHH! (running away, one hand covering backside)

Church Lady: Oh my.

Something had to be done.  I had had good results in the past with “shaming” i.e. not really actually shaming afaik, but pointing my finger and saying “SHAAAAAAAME” in an exaggeratedly deep voice.  So I came up with a variation of the theme: pointing and hooting “NUDE!” repeatedly.

This I guess, sort of worked.  By “worked” I mean the number of incidents of Rex strolling around the house naked decreased (probably due to him getting older) but it spawned a whole new set of issues.

Quincy (1 year old, pointing): Nuu…nuu!

My dad (wearing pants but no shirt): ???

Rex: She’s nuding you, grandpa.


At the pool…

Me (quietly): Listen, this is a public locker room.  We don’t yell nude.  Just get changed.

Quincy (age 2): Nude!

Rex: Dad, she nuded me!

Me: Shh, Quincy.  Here, play with this lock.  Look, it’s red and the dial spins around.

Rex: I want to play with the lock.

Me: No – you’re nude….crap.

Quincy (pointing at Rex): Nude!

Rex (to Quincy): YOU’RE NUDE!

Me: NO ONE IS NUDE!  EVERYONE BE QUIET!


At home…

Quincy: Nude.

Rex: Nude!

Quincy: NUUUUDE!

Coach Jr: haha!

Me: Both of you get out of here and let me change his diaper!

Coach Jr: noooot?


Wt: 172.6 ate pizza

Temp/Humidity: 75 F / 76%

Bench: 285 x 2; 290,295,300,305 x 1

Manta Ray Squat: 300,305,310 x 1; 210 x 6, 215,220 x 3

BTN Press: 142.5,145,147.5,150 x 1; 102.5 x 6

Snatch Grip DL: 300,305,310,315,320 x 1

Pullups: 9

Time: 1:13

 

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