Bought a car today. SUV. Used but totally sexy. Like your mom. Hue.
Subaru not up to hauling 3 kids. Partly because it does not run at the moment. Going to sell for scrap. U want (to buy) it celica? Probably just needs a quart of transmission fluid or something; I don’t want to spend another dime on it.
At car dealer, Karena and I are in the salesman’s office. We were at the part of the negotiations where he pretends to consult with the manager. “I don’t know if he’ll let me do this…” “Oh golly, you won’t believe what he said.” “I’ve got good news for you.” “I can’t go any lower, but let me check with him,” and so forth. Really “the manager” is like “The Banker” on Deal or No Deal. I.e. a possibly fictitious entity whose actual job is done by an algorithm. Depending on how good at bargaining you are, when the dealer is supposedly consulting the manager, he is actually either:
A) Having a good laugh at your expense with a group of other employees (which may or may not include the manager)
B) Eating a donut while standing in the doorway of the breakroom and staring vacantly at SportsCenter, then taking a piss and not washing his hands.
Anyway while we’re sitting there, staring out at the car lot, this hot light-skinned black chick walks by. About 5’8, 120 lbs, long hair, huge tits in white blouse with black jacket over top, tight black pants, high heels.
Karena: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
Me: Uh, that black Excursion out there.
Jump Squat: 45,55,65×3, 75,85×2, 95,105,115×1, 125×2, 135×3
just trying these out lightly as I haven’t jumped in ten years unless you count diving to the ground in terror.
Bottom Position Squat #22: 185×2
this is very low and i am not sure if i will like it
Bottom Position Squat #21: 225,275,295,315x1
Front Squat: 135×4, 155×2, 175,185x1
sure could have gone lots heavier just fucking around; i like bolding things anyway
Military Press: 45×12, 95×5, 115×3, 135,145×2, 155,165,170x1,
there Jaysun, now you know. also what did you guys decide, elbows flared or straight ahead.
Sumo+lite band (from now on not going to write the inevitable 135×3 with no bands): 135×2, 185,215,225,235x1
BTN Press: 95,105×5
BB Curl: 55×8
worry that the swede will judge me negatively for claiming i was going to stick to my plan and then not: slight but non-zero.
edit: Honda Pilots are not ugly. PS. if you look closely, you can see Jamie Lewis reflected in the passenger door.