father of outstanding pooper

Rex brought home a certificate from school.  It said “outstanding achievement” and had other words on it like “honor” and “academic merit.” It looked significant, if somewhat vague.

Rex (thrusting certificate at me): Can I put this up in your office?

Me: Sure.  What’s it for?

Rex: Pooping.


I had UAB over Iowa State in one of my two brackets.  And Georgia State over Baylor in the other.  I selected all my teams randomly using historical percentages.  And Kenpom for the rare instances when the sample size was insufficient.  Except i picked Kentucky to win one and Duke to win the other.  Rex didn’t finish his because i was a bad dad and didn’t start doing it with him until breakfast this morning so I’m running after him to the bus stop yelling things like “Texas or SMU?”


Wednesday

Squat 45,135,225,295×3, 335×2, 360,370,380,390×1; 320,325×2, 330,335,340,345,350×1

BTN: 45×9, 115×3

FP: 175,235×3, 265×2, 295,310×1; 260,265,270×3

DL (1″): 135,205,225×3, 245,265,285×2

Time: about 1:40

Thursday AM

Squat 45×5, 135×4, 225,275×3, 320×2, 365,380,390,400×1; 320,325×2, 330,335×1

BTN: 45×7, 105×3

FP: 165,225×3, 275×2, 295,305,315,325,330x1; 265,270×3

Time: 1:15

Thursday AM (like 2 hrs later)

Squat: 45×4, 135,225,315×3, 345×2, 375,395,405×1; 325,330×3

DL (1.5″): 135,205,225,245,265×3

Time: 0:46

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