That’s a PR, it deserves respectful bolding. It’s my blog, I’ll bold what I want to (even if it makes me look like I’m writing a ransom note)
Saw Andy for the last time. In retrospect, I like him a bit more than you’d guess from reading this blog. The other day he told me how he squatted 625 (in wraps @230 bw) and I made a noise like “hm-yeah”. Didn’t tell him that I’d watched it online and hoped that it would be high. It’s called being a hater. Now that he only comes to the gym once a week – to speed bench – he is much more bearable than when he and George and FatFriend were taking up the rack for hours with reverse banded chain good-mornings to a box or whatever. Now the only thing I actually dislike about him is his ear gauges, which I find myself staring at. He takes the bamboo/padlocks out during his workout,leaving droopy earlobes and a jagged wound. Very disconcerting. But yeah, um, as much as I hate to admit it, Andy’s okay.
Speaking of FatFriend, had this conversation about him with Andy:
Andy: Have you seen that guy Jesse who comes to the gym with George?
Me: Hmm, I dunno, what’s he like?
Andy: He’s a big guy…blahblah, sturdy, muscular, bulky…
Me: Nah, the only guy I seen George with is some fatso…
Andy: …wears ____ brand shoes, short brown hair, blue shorts…blah blah…pretty strong…
Me: I only seen him with this one guy who squats 240 everytime which is like less than his bodyweight – wait, but he had blue shorts…
Andy: (not missing a beat) Yeah! that’s Jesse; so anyway…
Talk about politically correct. Your new team member is a fat lazy fuck with $200 shoes who squats less than his cholesterol. Own it.
Squat (no belt): up to 430×1; 315×3, 335,350×2, 355×3
Skinny trainer i never seen before training 2 women on the astroturf area, using various high-dollar Crossfit-type moves. One may have been the other’s mom. “Mom” was 40+, brunette, like 5’8, 180, ugly face but would be bearable if she lost 50 lbs. “Daughter” was late 20’s?, blond, pretty, but like 5’8, 160 making her just too big to be worth fucking IMO (if you’re 6’2 and 220, i’m sure she’s petite to you, but at the same time I’m sure you can pull better chicks than this.
Me (to John the BB): Beware! The astroturf area makes chicks fat and guys skinny. I have a large enough sample size to prove it.
Trainer was leading Fatsy Sr. and Jr. through a toning and shaping workout in the cable crossover. If you refer to my diagram, you’ll see that it’s beyond my line of sight. (However high schoolers should still refrain from playing what my wrestling coach called “grab-ass and goose-the-moose”) While trainer led daughter through an exercise, Mom deliberately stepped away IOT more perfectly stare at me from 10 feet in front of my face.
When I reracked the bar, I looked over at her and she made an expression like if you just saw a guy bend his knee like a chicken, i.e. kind of fascinating but also seemingly unhealthy (I’m sure my face was looking like fatman’s penis, i.e red, veiny, and bulging, as Celica and wo claim)
During my set (350×2) I resolved to blow her a kiss or wink at her at the conclusion, or something to indicate that I caught her staring, what’s up you chubby cougar lose the trainer who looks too weak for golf, except to serve as a club, and get with a real man who doesn’t even need a squat belt.
Except then I saw that she was really fat AND ugly and I lost my nerve and instead just glared angrily at her, tell your daughter that if I was drunk I’d fuck her, but there’s not enough booze in the world for you, i almost want to start a fight with your trainer for not babysitting you properly.
BTN Press: up to 144x3x2
today cleaning it was fine but pressing hurt the rib.
Sumo+strong: …205, 225, 235
didn’t get yelled at re: time, but did get yelled at for not doing one of the 20 things my wife asked me to do – but refused to make a list of (because I wouldn’t do them.) If that makes sense, you must have a vagina