Swords

i just got done playing “Swords” (nerf bowling pins) with Rex.

He consecutively defeated The Troll (moans,uses bowling pin as club), The Baron (talks in bad French accent, tries to hit him on the ass with a plastic golf club) and Two Sword Guy (take a wild guess).

After each of these opponents are defeated, they lay on the ground, weapon within easy reach, and summon Rex in a Marlon Brando-Godfather-Hospital voice. “Noble Knight, come here, I will tell you where the secret treasure is buried!” From long experience, Rex has learned that this is a Trick, and he carefully delivers the coup de grace to his downed opponents by jabbing them in the midsection.

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