So I recently had my testosterone levels checked. I was hoping for one of two outcomes. If my levels were low, it would mean that I could be prescribed testosterone replacement – legal steroids. On the other hand, if my levels were high, it would confirm what I already suspected – that I am a dominant, rage-filled, aggressive alpha-male barbarian.
They tested my “total testosterone” and my “free testosterone”. Both were average. Well my total testosterone was a little bit above average. Like the 55th percentile. And I took the test in the afternoon (levels are higher in the morning). Still, not the results I had hoped for.