All right, I may have a temporary new favorite drink to replace Coach Juice. I learned about this in a book called “Parasites Like Us” by Adam Johnson. The main character, an anthropologist drink martinis made like this. The anthropologist says it reminds him of the primordial soup out of which all life on Earth originated. They are salty and briny and delicious.
6 parts gin to 1 part vermouth
4 pimento stuffed olives
1 cocktail onion
1 rolled anchovy with caper.
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