Days Rated: 142
Average Day: 1.49
The other day, SSG Nolan came up to me while I was on CQ and asked me if I wanted to volunteer for some secret military intelligence mission. The perks were supposedly going to war earlier than the rest of the unit and staying for less time. I thought about it for a few seconds, shrugged, and said why not.
Today, SSG Nolan approached me in the hall and gave me the following clear and precise instructions.
SSG Nolan: Hey man, you got a smoke?
Coach: No, sergeant, sorry.
SSG Nolan: Ahh, man, how’s your gear looking? Is it clean and stuff?
Coach: Yeah, pretty much.
SSG Nolan: Good, cause you’re going on that MI thing. So get packed and stuff.