Jim’s House

Sun, Dec 18: +3
Days Rated: 28
Total Ranking: 61
Average Day: 2.18 (+0.03)

Chilled at Jim’s house and watched football games and movies today. We watched the movie Garden State and later we watched Forrest Gump. Garden State is a super gay love movie. I did not know this, though, when I picked it out. I saw some guys in the army watching it and took a look. There was a cool scene when the main character is hung over and at the house of his sleazy friend, eating breakfast with the friend’s mom, who’s dating another friend who is wearing a full suit of armor because of his job at “Medieval Times”. A very white trash and very funny scene. Too bad its the only good scene in the whole movie. Hey, here’s an idea. There’s so many movies about “Introverted/Nerdy/Tidy guy meets crazy/carefree woman who teaches him to let loose” How about a movie where “Introverted Guy teaches crazy woman to shut the hell up and stop acting so damn weird?” If you look like Natalie Portman, you can get away with acting like a lunatic. It’s not cute though, and the only reason people put up with girls acting like this in real life is because they want to bang them. If I acted like that they’d commence electroshock therapy. I know this has nothing to do with my day, but you ever go out with a girl and she has all these crazy ideas about “fun” and “zany” things she wants you to do, and she’s running all over the place, and all you want to do is sit on the couch and play video games while she gives you a blow job? You can’t win. If you do all the zany things, you’ll feel like an idiot and run out of energy, and if you just sit on the couch and start playing games while giving her telepathic messages like “blowjob blowjob” she’ll bitch and moan that you never do anything fun. Forrest Gump is a good movie, very inspirational, but they do a good job of portraying everything related to social protest movements as sordid and evil. Basically, if you’re not enlisting in the army, then working a blue collar job, you’re some sort of wife-beating, HIV positive communist. Other than that, it’s a pretty sweet movie, I’m sure you’ve seen it dozens of times, just thought I’d get my 2 cents in. Matt Kohel came over and we hung out and watched some football game that he had rotisserie players in. It was good to see him again, we used to hang out a lot in college even though we were like rivals who were always competing to see who could bench the most or who could behave more like a caveman at social functions. I miss those days. Having people with the same interests as you (like Austen and Matt) in your group of friends means that you are more competitive and you strive to do more things, like hit that big bench, or get your arms to 18″ or have sex with more high school students. Ahh, friendly competition.


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